Pimp Nuggets

I say a lot of weird things. I am usually unaware of it, but sometimes it catches my attention. No wait, that's a lie. I'm always aware of it... Sometimes, though, I do say things that I don't realize are weird.

I decided to make a short list of my weird words and phrases to share with you, my ever loving weirdos.

Poop - I know that this actually isn't that weird of a word, but I use it weirdly often. As in almost hourly.

Poop nuggets

Nuggets - in general when talking about people or things is a little strange. I call children nuggets

Gol durdle - in place of gosh darnit! Actually, my whole family uses this phrase with the exception of my dad because he's too cool to be weird. So... My sister and I do this thing where we talk like toddlers and one day she was standing at the fridge and for some reason she was frustrated. I don't remember why... But she struggled to get out the words and out popped Gol Durdle. We both laughed and she tried again and it came out a second time.

As I sit here laughing to myself I realize that it may not be as funny to you. And to that I say poop on you!

Mother- This is one of those words that I can use at nearly any time. As a description: That hurt like a mother! As an exclamation: Oh mother!

Mother Humper- just an extension of mother really. That hurt like a mother humper.

I'm sure there are more that I really can't think of at the moment. And I don't know how to end this post.

Goodbye