Day 2... Am I actually this successful?

As I'm sitting here eating my tuna and wheat crackers I check my blog to see how popular I am... I had 42 page views! I know at least 30 of them are my own views, that means there are at least 12 useless people out there that had nothing better to do with their time but click on the link I posted to my Fb.

What I would like to know is, "WHAT is wrong with you people?" This blog is not for you! You have much better things to do with your life. Have you realized I have nothing of importance to say? I mean, come on! I started this one with "tuna and wheat crackers"! Now, stop reading and go back to your lives.

Well, obviously you're still here. I don't really have anything to say except that I'm proud of myself for even getting on here two days in a row. I've tried diets that don't even last two hours! Apparently, they weren't life changers.

Since you're not leaving, I will.

Until next time, America.