Weirdos.

Yesterday, I posted my Black Friday blog about shopping and my wonderful experience. On the Blogger.com homepage it shows you how many people view your blogs. This morning I got up to check my blog and do you know what I found? That nearly 50 people visited my blog.

Now, look here. You all think that is probably a pretty decent number. I'm upset. IT IS YOUR THANKSGIVING WEEKEND! Are you so terribly bored with your family that you need to change it up a bit with my blog? Now, I understand in your downtime you check FB or fool around on Pinterest. I get that, I do it too. But those things are FUN, they are interesting... hence the name pINTEREST.

But this, THIS is not interesting. This is a place for my freakish thoughts and spastic transition between them. This is a place where I can write down all the weird things I think without the worry that I will be judged for what and how I think. WHY will I not be judged for my thoughts? Because people aren't supposed to read this. I'm supposed to post my links with delusions of grandeur that someday Tina Fey or Ellen will find this blog and make me famous. THEY are supposed to read this, not YOU!

Now, I do know that there are some people who are going to read this because they have lifestyles comparable to mine. I won't use real names, as to save the people I'm about to embarrass.

First, is my dear, dear friend Kels Tree. She's safe because I only used half of her name, no one would ever figure that out. She is also a blogger, very forward, and likes to tell people how it is. I'm assuming that's why she blogs. I will also assume that is the reason she reads my blog. She's looking for new things to talk about... or things she probably shouldn't talk about... I would read my blog too if I were looking for things that could potentially lead to my solitude.

The next is Lori Burns. She's married now, so that's not her name, she's safe. There isn't much to say about her except that she's sweet and I have absolutely no idea WHY she would read this. Except maybe that she loves me :)

There is also Lin-see Um-sted. Phonetic spelling. She's safe. Lin-see and I know each other from ASL classes back in the day. Our personalities and sense of humor are creepily similar. As far as I know, she doesn't blog because she has a real life outside of the internet. That real life entails a husband, school, and a job. So, I know she's reading this to live vicariously through me because obviously I'm hot stuff.

Last, and not least. Is my mom. Since I didn't say her name at all, you don't know who she is. She's safe. I think she only reads this because she's a mom and is making sure I don't put anything bad on here. Love you mom!

The rest of you have no excuse!